(Source: periodandbonerstories)
Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 11 hours ago
Today I learned that in New York there is law that states that a woman is allowed to be shirtless in public just like a man. I like that.
(Source: bandsandsuch)
Posted 15 hours ago
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
(Source: barricadeponine)
Posted 15 hours ago
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
Posted 15 hours ago
If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh
Posted 15 hours ago
my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”
also “i shook my blankets to find my phone and it went flying across the room into a wall.”
(Source: moriartysprincess)
Posted 15 hours ago
Before we became famous all we had was a bunch of songs, a bus and weed. Now we have more songs, a bigger bus, and more weed.
Billie Joe Armstrong (Much more music interview 2001)
(Source: thatgreendaygirl)
Posted 15 hours ago
i will never understand the logic of screaming as loud as possible at a concert like wow you finally get to see them live in concert let’s make sure no one hears them at all
(Source: 17grams)
Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago
the look on their faces though. its like “omg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”
This is the best thing I have ever seen
BEARS
reblogging again because I cannot freaking contain myself so cute
aww effin perfect.
Posted 15 hours ago
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
Posted 15 hours ago
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
(Source: castiali)
I'm Samm, I'm 15. I enjoy long walks to the fridge and falling asleep while I feel the warmth of my laptop beside me. USA, bands, zebra print everything, The Walking Dead, bands, Hottopic, Astronaut, bands, Set It Off, Paradise Fears, Revolutionary, bands, Blinker, Trencher,bands, Killjoy, Idiot, Hustler, bands. (If there's any bands you think I should listen to, don't hesitate with telling me) I'm one of those people who 100% believe that music saves lives. And I'll never be the same for listening to the music I listen to right now. (: Questions? Ask away!
